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Panic! At the Disco
There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

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there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // panic! at the disco

i’m the new cancer, never looked better, you can’t stand it
because you say so under your breath
you’re reading lips, “when did he get all confident?”

(via fixmein2005)

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endlesskng:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

OKAY.  AGAIN.  I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.
THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT.  SOME LIKE IT COLD.  SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.
AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.
SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.
AND IT HAS OTHER USES.  GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES?  NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME?  PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.
THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT.  AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?

endlesskng:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

OKAY.  AGAIN.  I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.

THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT.  SOME LIKE IT COLD.  SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.

AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.

SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.

AND IT HAS OTHER USES.  GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES?  NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME?  PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.

THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT.  AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?

(Source: cleancore, via livingmeatloaf)